Awkward Moments

We're dog sitting our neighbor's corgie who has an amazing ability to poop 5-6 times a day. Unfortunately he will only do it while on a walk. Unfortunately, he gets up at 6:00 am. Unfortunately, I forgot a bag this morning. Unfortunately, the gentleman's whose lawn said corgie was using at the time came out to throw something away (it's trash day). Unfortunately, all I could do was stand there without a bag in my hand. It felt like I was standing there with my pants down taking a crap on his lawn.