Monday, April 13, 2009

Dennis Loves Me

My naval-gazing apparently has a fan who is, appropriately enough, an accountant. Anyway, an actual accounting was accomplished today as my taxed finally got filed. I've had them done for over 5 weeks, but was hoping that, before I filed, I could clear up the bureaucratic snafu that will likely have California deducting a parking fine and penalty from a ticket I already paid.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Awkward Moments

We're dog sitting our neighbor's corgie who has an amazing ability to poop 5-6 times a day. Unfortunately he will only do it while on a walk. Unfortunately, he gets up at 6:00 am. Unfortunately, I forgot a bag this morning. Unfortunately, the gentleman's whose lawn said corgie was using at the time came out to throw something away (it's trash day). Unfortunately, all I could do was stand there without a bag in my hand. It felt like I was standing there with my pants down taking a crap on his lawn.